The Plumber fixes a leak in the doctor's house-then bills him for $1000.
"This is ridiculous!"says the doctor. "I don't even charge that much."
The Plumber says,"Neither did i was a doctor."
Carrying two dead raccons, a buzzard tries to check in at the airport for a flight. "Sorry,sir,"says the ticket agent."We allow only one item of carrion."
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